Feeling Unappreciated Lately ?

Feeling Unappreciated Lately ?  The next time you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or that no one ever notices you, think of this guy:  Things Got Ya Down?  Well Then, Consider These . . .. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in  the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am,  regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the  doctors and some even thought it had something to do  with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths  occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide  team of experts was assembled to investigate the  cause of the incidents The next  Sunday morning,  a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors  and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to  see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon  was  all about.  Some were holding wooden crosses,  prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the  evil spirits  Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie  Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered  the ward and unplugged the life support system so  he could use the vacuum cleaner.  Still Having a Bad  Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the  Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively  saved animals were being released back into the   wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.  A minute later, in full  view, a killer whale ate them  both.   Still think you are having a Bad Day? A woman came home to find her husband in  the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a  dancing  frenzy, with some kind of wire running  from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly  current, she whacked him with a handy plank   of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to  that moment, he had been happily listening to  his Walkman.  Are Ya OK Now? -  No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting  the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse  in Bonn , Germany.  Suddenly, all two thousand  pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken  fence,  stampeding madly. The two helpless  protesters were trampled to death.    What? STILL having a Bad Day? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough  postage on a letter bomb. It came back with  'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting  it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown  to bits. God is good!  There now, Feeling Better ?  I am.